旅遊網站無理取鬧評語　沙灘上太多沙都投訴？

港人近年偏向愛自己預訂機票及酒店外遊，顧客評價往往是參考因素，大家曾否見到搞笑留言？

前Google大中華區總裁、創新工場董事長李開復在fb發帖，綜合了外國網友在旅行預訂網站上留下的「投訴」，你們又覺得如何？

食物篇

On my holiday to Goa in India， I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food.
當我在印度城市果阿度假，我對每個餐廳提供的咖喱感到很討厭，我不喜歡辣的食物。

小編評語：印度是咖哩的故鄉，去旅行不是要感受異國風情嗎？不喜歡吃辣可以吃餅乾啊！

I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.

我覺得宣傳冊上應該解釋當地的便利店並沒有賣一些像樣的餅乾，比如卡士達醬和薑汁餅乾。

小編評語：自己帶幾包餅乾去啦！

行為篇

They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.

他們不應該允許在沙灘上不穿衣服曬日光浴的行為，這讓我那個想好好放鬆的丈夫感到分神。

小編評語：這位人妻應該立即將丈夫帶回酒店「囚禁」。

It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.

作為旅行社有責任在出發前通知顧客團隊中有吵鬧不守規矩的遊客。

小編評語：旅途中總會遇到形形色色的人，相信沒有人能夠預先告知你，對方是甚麼人吧？

We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.

我們去西班牙度假，最大的問題是所有的的士司機都只會說西班牙語。

小編評語：用Google 翻譯。

The brochure stated： 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.

宣傳冊說度假酒店沒有美髮師。我們是職業美髮師，我們認為他們知道內情並故意讓我們等了好久。

小編評語：無言！

住宿篇

My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked， but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.

我和未婚夫預定是點名要標準間，抵達後卻獲安排大床房。我們現在要追究你的責任並要求退款，因為我懷孕了，如果不是因為你們沒有按預定安排就不會發生這樣的事情。

小編評語：懷孕是天賜的禮物，請保持心境開朗。

I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.

我對比了我們一室房間和我朋友的三室房間，而我們的明顯比他們的房間小。

小編評語：1比3小，不是正常嗎？

環境篇

The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.
沙灘上太多沙子了。我們回到酒店之後需要徹徹底底的清理一遍。

小編評語：沙灘沒沙，還是沙灘嗎？

We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.

我們發現現實中的沙子和宣傳冊而上的完全不同，宣傳冊上說沙子是白色的，但現實明顯是黃色。

小編評語：白色、黃色都是沙，不用分得那麽細！

It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

Puerto Vallartato的當地老闆們也太懶了，下午商店就關門了。我午休時間都沒法買東西……這應該被禁止。

小編評語：早點起床去購物，問題便可以解決。

I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.
我被蚊子咬了，宣傳冊上沒有說有蚊子。

小編評語：這點的確「值得」投訴。

裝備篇

We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.

我們訂了在水上樂園遊玩的旅行，但是沒有人告訴我們要自己帶泳裝和毛巾，我們以為這應該包含在旅行套餐的。

小編評語：自備泳衣是衛生問題。

Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen， there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.

儘管宣傳冊上說廚房設備齊全，然而我們並沒有在櫥櫃裏找到切蛋器。

小編評語：嘗試用刀切蛋吧！

相信大家在看過以上的旅客劣評後，亦會感到啼笑皆非，希望大家在行程中沒有遇上這樣的團友吧！